Friday, January 3, 2014

Not What They Had in Mind

"Erin! What are you doing in there?"
"Nothing Mom. Just checking my email, I'll be done in a minute."

"I swear, she spends more time masturbating as a girl than she ever did as a boy. This isn't what I had in mind. I wanted her to find a husband, not stick her fingers in herself."

"Jeez. It's bad enough she turns me into a girl, does she has keep an eye on me all the time? No wonder I can't get a date with her hovering around. This isn't what I had in mind."