Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Somethings Never Change

"What are you doing with that porn magazine?"

"Nothing, I was only reading the articles."

"Don't lie, I thought we solved that little problem when we took you to that doctor. Tell me what he did."

"He took away my pen... pee-pee and made me a good girl."

"That right, but here I find you doing naughty boy things with your girl parts. What are we going to do with you?"

"Please don't."

"No baby, I want you to learn. Now let me get my paddle."