Sunday, November 1, 2009

What Happened?

"Mom, what happened? Why am I dressed like a girl?"

"You're more than just dressed like a girl."

[reaches under skirt]

"No, I don't want to be a girl."

"Well its too late for that. The next time that you borrow your sister's panties it will be because you actually need them. Now its time for you to go to school."

"I can't go like this, people will know about me."

"They already know, your sister has already showed off all the pictures of your surgery. A couple of the boys are looking forward to seeing you."