"What are you doing with that porn magazine?"
"Nothing, I was only reading the articles."
"Don't lie, I thought we solved that little problem when we took you to that doctor. Tell me what he did."
"He took away my pen... pee-pee and made me a good girl."
"That right, but here I find you doing naughty boy things with your girl parts. What are we going to do with you?"
"Please don't."
"No baby, I want you to learn. Now let me get my paddle."